Are there others out there that find themselves regualrly saying or experiencing things like:
- "Oh yay, did you kill something this week?" (in reference to elk camp, not general killing)
- "Don't eat the poop!" (Matine contemplating eating a large brown turd in the backyard)
- Finding a pacifier, bottle of elk urine and nails all in the same pocket of Pete's jacket while doing laundry.
- "How many horses did you do today?" ("do" as in put shoes on)
- Me: "Hey babe, what did you just wash in the sink? It's all muddy ..." Peter: "My chaps. Oh, and I wouldn't use that sponge again ....."
- This is our FOURTH set of tires to put on the trailer in 2 months! (yes, that really happened)
- "No, it's not that windy ... I think it's only going to blow about 35 mph today." (we live in Livingston)
- "Oliver, don't stick your tongue in her mouth!" (Matine - Oliver ... Need more explanation?)
- "No Matine, we have already watched the elk video 3 times today ... We need to wait until later."
- While standing in our horse trailer with 2 inches of horse poop and hosing it down, "wow, this is the cleanest I have seen this in a while" (what ??? what is my reality??????????????)
- Me: "So, are we 100% booked or do we still have spots left?" Pete: "Yes." (Sure, that clears it up - welcome to my world!)
- "Did you see that grizzly bear this week?"
- "If we cut off the knee, I think it will fit into the cooler." (while helping a hunter get his dead elk in his coolers for the drive home)
- "Brutus, quit humping your brother!" (pretty self explanatory, again)
- Me: "How did the tent get that big tear in it?" Peter: "Oh, a bear."
3 comments:
This could easily become a Twitter feed a la Shit My Dad Says. Maybe there's a book deal and a horrible sitcom in your future!
This is your best post to date.
-Kralc
From my mouth:
"Everyone gets to flush their own poop."
"Please don't lasso your brother."
I could create a whole book out of the funny things Anders says.
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