Friday, February 22, 2008

Gossip Girls

While I shamelessly admit that the Gossip Girls show is a bit fascinating in a teeny bop unrealistic way... that is not the gossip girls I am talking about.

So, what do women talk about when they get together and drink bottle(s) of wine?

paint colors, remodeling techniques, working with your spouse during a remodel, i like this wine, cute jeans, new shoes?, I am PMSing too!, how do I get my husband to pick up his stuff?, wow - she has had too much to drink, electrolysis, if i ever end up in a nursing home... turn the hair trimmer to a 3, those potatoes have white heads, my mustache is getting worse, I think I found the bolt, remember when we fell down on the dance floor?, I will never re-finish floors again!, can three year olds go pee by themselves, why were those boys doing sit ups together, finally the MEN are having to diet, i ate way too much tonight, why do you eat more when no one is watching you?, let me TELL you why I didn't sleep well last night! wanna go for a run?, I now need to hold my legs together when I sneeze!, are we at that age already?, wedding plans, vegas strippers, 80's party girls, winter grand canyon trips, 23 days in a boat!, jim, is this a saturday night live skit?, he now knows to keep his oil stained pants away from my work clothes, why do you change your own oil when they will do it for $29.95 w/ a free car wash and vacuum? can you see my tree-trunk whisker?, why pluck it, what else would I play with when I think, she channels spirits, pyramid marketing schemes, and oh so much more!

what the boys talked about while we were "wining": big elk, bows, guns, regular elk, goats, fish, big fish, are you hungry?

4 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Last night was fun!!

Brooke and Peter said...

it was... so glad you came out!!! was grif happy to see you when you got home? we went to debbie's house until midnight. i am tired today!

hub of the house said...

sounds like a regular round og gossip girls to me! glad you gals had fun!

lauren and brad said...

so cute! :)

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