I never really thought I was a redneck until I moved to Montana and managed to catch a few people off guard with my "phrasing."
I guess I thought everyone new what game chickens, cock fighting, noodling, sweet tea, and what it feels like to "sweat like a pig." Apparently NOT!
For all the rednecks, and those who just wish their necks were a bit more pink please check out this link of REDNECK SAYINGS AND QUOTES.
My favorites from the site are:
"I'd love to have a dress just like that, but I don't go to many Puerto Rican proms.
and
"She's wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister's
wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast."
Now Laurie and Mic, I know you have some doozies to add to the list!
Catch ya'll later.
4 comments:
Judy Biggs, (my sisters mother in law) has some awesome ones. My favorite is:
"Well, it's better than a kick in the pants!" Refering to when something bad happens, etc.
I don't think this counts as a hick saying, but since I'm a hick and I say it, it does in my books.
"He doesn't know if he's winding his butt or scratching his watch."
Yee haw
micca
I just thought of another one. My Dad always says "it came a rain", instead of it rained. Weird! And he refers to the noon meal as dinner and the pm meal as supper. This has caused some serious serious scheduling issues with my family. Me showing up for meals at the wrong times, etc.
micca
Brooke....I bet you didn't know that my sister Ann's son(my nephew Jaimie Muehlhausen)actually wrote the book "Redneck Words Of Wisdom"!! It came out last year in time for Xmas...I think he has another one in the works! He's a graphic artist for Tommy Hawk in San Diego!
Tony Hawk....
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